COSPLAY OVERLOAD! The 2014 Edition

Yes. I know, I know….. Friday and I suck.

In fact, I’ll just say it – we suck balls. More to the point, we suck  MOIST DONKEY balls, slathered with an icky cake of smegma!
And just why are the 2 Comic Book Guys doing all this ball-sucking?! BECAUSE we haven’t done a decent Cosplay posting in a long f**king time! And that is unacceptable. That is unacceptable in every comic-con and every ghetto and every hood in ALL languages in every corner of Westoros! In fact, the Mother of Dragons would be MOST un-pleased! And I would hate to displease my Khaleesi.
So without further ado (and displeasing Khaleesi any further) – here is our latest take on the Good, the Bad, the Sexy, and the Outrageous in the wonderful world of Cosplay!

COSPLAY BONANZA 2014!!

The Good

dark knight rises
I’m a fan of ensemble cosplay. Cosplay Batmen get better and better every year. But Bane looks realistically LETHAL!
spiderman black cat cover
Cosplay cover re-creations are dope! And props to the real life Spider-Man for sliding his hand down to the prize 😉
mystique
Awesome Mystique! The eye details wins 😀
Pulp Fiction
DAMN! I bet this guy’s been told hundreds of times he kinda looks like the great Samuel L. Jackson! And his buddy nails Travolta’s smarmy grin.
powdered-toast-man
Powdered Toast Man from the classic Ren & Stimpy Show!
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Leia Minion – Haha!! 😀
wolverine epic
This Wolverine guy is a Comic-con mainstay. Hugh Jackman’s stunt double double?
Drago and khaleesi
doppelgangers of the real Khal Drogo and his Khaleesi Danerys! When you Cosplay and make people do a serious double-take? – that’s when God loves you.
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Awww! Hodor and Bran and their direwolf Summer! Gotta love couples doing the full commit 😀 A+
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LOVE Breaking Bad! Nice touch bringing Walter White and Jessie to life, BITCH!
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thank you for bringing back a great character in 100% full commit – Edward Scissorhands!
Groot
Gone are the early days when Cosplayers wore homemade costumes to represent their fave characters. With shows like ‘Faceoff’ and ‘Heroes of Cosplay’ – regular people are rivaling Hollywood! Like this dead-on Full Commit GROOT and (mini) STARLORD! Awesoooooome 😀
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This Lady Deadpool nails – but she was one of at least 20 Deadpool characters per show and I refuse to post more… no matter how great they look. Deadpool has quickly gone the way of Slave Leia. #overkill
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I love Daria! Not that this is the best Daria cosplay I’ve seen, but they captured the attitude perfectly! Plus, ensembles get my vote every time. “la la LA la la, la la Laa la…”
maleficent
the toughest part of this Maleficent cosplay has GOTTA be the razor sharp cheekbones! 😛
Thor cast
Ensemble of Loki, Black Widow, and Thor! B+ , because this Thor needs to do more biceps curls.
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MARC SILVESTRI!!! 😀  Oh… and a Witchblade chick.
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Pretty DOPE! I’ve seen a few similar Sandman cosplayers but this one is one of the best!
(he had to walk around like that lol)
carol-01
aww man this Walking Dead Carol rocks! Full commit is SO DOPE! But she even captures the facial expression and mode of the moment! That is A+ material from a classic scene!
legos
C’mon now! Full-life LEGO people! The child in me cheered. 😀
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I’ve seen better Cosplayer Gambits than what Hollywood used in the movie!
gambitrogue
Even though the Gambit/Rogue romance is dated and played out, I still love seeing a cosplay couple pull it off! Nice!
Deathstroke
Cosplay par excellence! This guy brings a real life, cinematic quality to Deathstroke! Look at that insane amount of detail 😀
darth pimp
The answer to the question “How do you stand out from the DOZENS of Vaders and Boba Fetts?” – by literally pimpin’ it out! I bet these two got plenty of action later that night 😉
 – Jokers –
Special section because so many people dress as Joker but these few stood out….
Joe-ker
This ‘Joe(joker) and Harley‘ duo made quite the impression at Comic-con!
[sidenote: how can American Horror Story claim that ‘Twisty’ is the scariest clown?? Not compared to The Joker!]
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another great Dark Knight Joker and Harley Quinn duo! And, doesn’t Harley look so Fu..err, doable!? 🙂
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His makeup is off but he DID a snag full-commit Harley AND  Ivy – and that’s dope!

The Bad…

Jabb-uhhh
Sure. “Jabba and Slave Leia“. I get it. But what REALLY makes this bad is this isn’t cosplay; I think he actually hangs out in his sleeping bag on a regular basis. 😐 and she ain’t even a Leia! – she’s just chillin’ in her drawers! …which is fine, actually.
Tron fat
A part of me gives him fractional credit for making his suit glow…but the other 99.2355%  says HELL NO to a fat Tron! You can’t be FAT and throwing light discs around a daily basis. And man….ball-sack?? Really.
wolverine fail
BWaaahahaaa!! I don’t know what I’m looking at but damn shit is funny as hell! 😀 😀  He dreamed of Wolverine as a banana, woke up hungry and inspired lol
Leelo NO
I seriously hate this guy. He dressed up as Leelo from 5th Element and doesn’t give a first f**k about looking so hideous. Look at him, casually perusing a game console in flip-flops! …with his bottle of hand sanitizer! Ugh….Now I have to un-think him! F*cker. >:(
Archer
Normally I love ensemble Cosplay but this Archer cast has a few things WRONG. Namely, white girl using tanning lotion/’black-face’ to pull off Lana (so wrong!), and a dude playing Malory (why??)… and, where is Pam?? And who is the black guy supposed to be? Is he photo-bombing?? WTF!
R2dnot
PPBBBTTTBWAAhahaaha!!!!!    (nuff said)
jon snow
“You know nothing, Jon Snow”…about dieting.
Marge simpson sisters
Maaaaaan I don’t care if it IS spot-on, dressing up as Marge Simpson’s chain-smoking sisters is just HORRIBLE!  lol  But, they do get credit for the MacGuyver dvd 😀
Green bulge
So WRONG in many ways…First of all, this girl CLEARLY has to go pee….and its bad enough the costume is a cheap imitation of a great character – but the REAL sin is using the power of the Green Lantern for personal augmentation!
Oh… and yeah, I guess having your sock-stuffer next to a child’s head ain’t cool either. 😐

~* The Sexy !*~

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Black Widow, sure… but any woman in a zip-down latex and leather outfit wins Me for life 😀
 
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I took a vote – all of fandom on planet Earth want Felicia Hardy -aka- Black Cat in the next Spider-man movie! (and yes I caught the Easter egg in AMS2 😉 )
black wonder woman
I am all about equal opportunity! This cos-player is a strong candidate for the first African-American WONDER WOMAN!
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Nothing wrong wit the THICK gals! <3 A full-figured, Curvy Cutie Black Cat also gets my vote!
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She is killin’ it as CATWOMAN! And seriously….its the claws. Because, claws <3
sexy green
Not sure what green-haired bikini character she is….but what’s NOT to luv about green hair and animal print bikini! 😀
Spider-girl sexy
Super-sexy SPIDER-GIRL! Complete with nice Assets! This needs to occur more often and closer to where I live 🙂
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Any time a Cos-player fully commits to Witchblade? WIN.
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“Wait… Jay, didn’t you just post a Witchbl..”  – SO?!

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Mary-Jane-Watson-Spiderman-Sexy
Had to save my personal fave for last! Striking resemblance to a sizzling HOT Mary Jane Watson! Taken straight from a J. Scott Campbell-inspired cover ~ Just dope! <3
 
Archer Laura        Cheryl space                   Krieger and wife Krieger

**BEST OF SHOW! **

bumblebee
Full commit Bumblebee! There is no way you do this and NOT win something. Even the ‘Damn, dude!‘-award.
The-Walking-Dead
Nailed. as a fan of total ensemble Cosplay i LOVE this Walking Dead cast! Everyone pretty much brought it!
Labyrinth-Goblin-King-Cosplay
A+ for even attempting the Labyrinth Goblin King.
A+ for 100% full commit.
A+ for actually LOOKING like David Bowie and doing the hand gestures! 😀
Groot2
Man…… WOW. “I am GROOT!”  Just DOPE.  This gets my Top Prize. This person should be working in Hollywood right now!
apocalypse
Runner up ONLY because of the perfect Groot ^^ (see above)  I heard that this killer APOCALYPSE player was a major draw at this ‘Con!
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…and finally, one of the best. Animated Bane > Bible-thumper wins the internets!

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