Samuel L. Jackson not Nick Fury??!

Samuel L. Jackson not playing Nick Fury?!!

“There was a huge kind of negotiation that broke down. I don’t know. Maybe I won’t be Nick Fury,” Jackson said. He continued, “Maybe somebody else will be Nick Fury or maybe Nick Fury won’t be in it. There seems to be an economic crisis in the Marvel Comics world so [they’re saying to me], ‘We’re not making that deal.'”

*skiiirrrrrrch!!* record skratch –

WHoa whoa whoa, time out! Say WHAT? Comma say huh?!

Momma say, momma saw, mamma coo sa??!!

nickfury Yeh, Sammy I know, I know – they be trippin!

Hollywood Execs – WTF are you guys thinking? You really want to pass on SLJ for Iron Man II and the Avengers movies?? Samuel L. Jackson is literally the new FACE of Col. Nick Fury!


(i heard of swagger-jacking, but FACE-Jackin??! haa!)

They don’t know about you like We do, Sammy! They ain’t rizza-recognizing that you’se the BADDEST BADD-AZZ in all of Hollywood!

Peep this guy’s (partial) resume’!!:

Coming to America

Pulp Fiction

Long Kiss Goodnight


Jackie Brown

Snakes on a Plane

Black Snake Moan

Star Wars

and that is just his Hit movies. Lets keep it real here – SLJ just makes every movie he is in THAT MUCH BETTER. Why? Cuz he keeps it Gangsta erry. single. time. We’re talking Mr. Purple lightsaber folks – C’mon!!

Marvel Comics – stop tripping and PAY THIS MAN HIS $$$$! I hope ya’ll bullsh**ing about not putting Sammy in the new movies. But that ain’ t funny tho. Now ya’ll playing with my emotions.


Just in case,  i got this ‘Ho-Bitch-Slap’ hand cocked and ready, and Im finta unload on it someone’s azz if they don’t get this shit straight!

I don’t care who it is….. I don’t care who does it…. but SOMEBODY at Marvel Comics needs to




do ya’ll REALLY want to piss off Mr. Glass??!



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0 Responses to Samuel L. Jackson not Nick Fury??!

  1. friday says:

    man, it’s on you, Marvel!!! don’t make me he-bitch-man-slap the shit outta you!!!!

    a fucking shark ate me!!!!

    we should be fucking dead, my friend….

    some of the hottest one-liners were spoken by this man, a former crack-head fresh outta re-hab and onto the big screen!! who else has done that!

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